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In addition though, I think the game needs to be less dependent on luck and more dependent on skill, items, etc. Simply put, I'd have to play this game for 2 months straight to get gold medal on every achievement cuz it's just not possible. The replay value is high because of the achievements, but getting a gold on every achievement is so difficult that there is no point in even attempting. I think it is really is an overall amazing game with awesome art and originality, but I think these things need to be worked on, as well as the things brought up by MADma3str0. Thanks. I'm looking forward to the updated version.
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Absolutely amazing from start to finish. Solid, toony, brilliant art. Appropriate background music. Difficult to the core to beat. And achievements that make replay value through the roof!
Just one question - none of my medals seem to be lit up, but in the game I can see that I've unlocked those achievements. Am I missing something? Thanks in advance.
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I kinda liked the style - it was interesting and original. But the story was horrible. I kept waiting for something funny but a plot can't develop when you don't have one. Visually appealing but horrible try at a humorous piece.
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"I'm sorry but this should have been blammed"
The only constructive thing I can say about this is that it is original.
I actually gave this some time and a chance. I held the duck's head underwater expecting it to drown or something. But nothing. This game has no interactivity, no graphical superiority, no gameplay, and no replay value. It is not a game at all. It is not art. What is it? A waste of people's time.
Here's my constructive criticism (although I already realize I am wasting my breath): add the above things that I just mentioned above and you will have an enjoyable game.
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That was flawless and flawlessly hilarious
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But not original or funny. I'm not sure if you were trying to make it funnier by using the word "Bob" over and over again but it didn't work, sorry.
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Believe it or not, I thought the storyline was actually kinda humorous and simple yet complete. I didn't play Dodgeman 1 (I'm assuming there is one on this site) but I must say I'll be staying tuned for the next installment. Gameplay was addicting and original - I usually HATE dodge 'em games but there was actually a point to this one, and I wanted to do well so I could get to the next level to see what creative level setting I would be in next! Overall, great game with GREAT music soundtrack which kept me playing. (Kudos to the artists who created the songs for this.) I wish I could give you an 11.
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Thanks for the awesome review! :) I'll give you a little hint.. if you crave a little more, poke around on the main menu for a bit.. there might be some Christmas magic in the air!
Dodgeman 1 isn't on newgrounds, but you can find it at my own website, http://www.holmadegames.com. Although, you should be warned, I made it wayyyy back in 1999 and I was just a young lad at the time. It's pretty basic (Visual Basic to be specific).
I love the soundtrack myself, and have made sure to tell each artist how awesome they are. Newgrounds audio portal, you rule!
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I'm sorry but this has no point. The animation was the only thing holding it together. The sound was horrible, there was no plot, the whole thing made no sense except to show off some animation skills. I assume with that talent you could've at least made something a little better than this. You get a bad rating from me.
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Not sure I enjoyed this very much. It really wasn't humorous at all, but I can't imagine how difficult it must be to work with clay and felt to make an animation so I'm going to give you a 5 because I realize you did put a good amount of effort into this.
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Snake has been done wayyyy too many times. There's no way you can possibly make the game better or worse than it already is. Yes your game was colorful, but really it had no originality or anything to keep me playing for more than 2 minutes. The music was horrible, there were no powerups - making the replay value equal to zero. I basically gave you a 2 out of pity. No more Snake games please.
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